Sobering Conclusion

Apparently, "It's Hammer Time" doesn't just apply to a 90s rapper in parachute pants.

Are they both holding live crickets in their hands?

That's nice. Sherlock's giving him a violin.

Wal-Mart sells the damndest things.

You've got red on you.

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Divergent
(Opens Mar. 21st)

Ian Forbes is annoyed again (surprise). This time, it’s about Captain Jack Sparrow. Some of us remember when he used to be Johnny Depp.

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