DOA: Dead or Alive
Go ahead and judge me, I doubt I’ll remember anything in the morning.

A modern martial arts epic … what? … “DOA” isn’t a modern martial arts epic? … huh … oh well, here are the rules to at least make it enjoyable for the night. To make it worthwhile, I suggest making each instance worth double … just a suggestion.

Anytime they use a wire harness

Anytime they say or show the word “DOA”

Anytime a match is decided or some lackey is knocked out


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