Garden State
She always laughs at me when I’m drunk.

Chances are, if you watching this film, you’re probably already off the wagon. Still, as I revisit it over and over again I’ve decided certain guidelines should be abided by.

Whenever Large looks confused or quizzical

Anytime someone says “Large” or “Largeman”

Anytime someone swears

Anytime someone drinks or does drugs

Anytime Sam lies or admits to lying

Everytime Doctor Cohen’s glasses come on and off

Drink two when Sam’s in her bra and panties (and thank your God)

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