You don’t have a beverage in your hand? Don’t be that guy!

Another great comedy with massive potential as a drinking game. While you don’t need any help to appreciate this, here are some rules should you want to mix it up a little:

Anytime Tom is being chased

Each time a new social group is described by Droz

Whenever Pigman is shown watching Caine/Hackman films for his thesis

Whenever someone says “thesis”

Whenever Gutter doesn’t know something about music

Whenever Rand has to explain something

Whenever Rand hits on the University President

Whenever George Clinton and Parliament Funkadelic say “jump” (careful with this one)

And drink 2 if you get “pins and needles” while watching the film


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Instead of alcohol, may we suggest using slurpees and laughing as brainfreezes ring out around the room as you and your friends chill your brain?

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