Last one there is buying!

If any of you haven’t seen the 1986 classic BMX film “Rad”, you have no idea what you’re missing. This is the 80s at their finest. One of my favorite films from childhood, I always dreamed of one day being able to race at Helltrack. If you like you’re films covered in cheese and want to remember what fashions sadly went out of style in the 90s, then you have to see “Rad” … As an added bonus, here are some ways to perk up the experience:

Anytime someone says any version of the word “rad”

Whenever you can tell it’s a male stunt double for Lori Loughlin

Anytime someone uses a swear word or gives the middle finger

Whenever the Reynolds twins (Rod & Rex) speak in unison

Each time Lori Loughlin has a new outfit on

Every time someone is wearing a Bart Taylor T-shirt

Every wave given by the BMX riders as they are being introduced at Helltrack

Every time Wes kicks someone in the shins


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