The Goonies
Never underestimate the bond that a shared Baby Ruth can create. Never.

What makes this one of the best movies for a drinking game is that there are so many characters for a group to utilize. People should choose one or two characters so that your friends can mock you when it’s your turn and vice versa (Mikey should be undertaken by advanced users only) …

    Social Drinks:

Anytime you see Andy’s panties
Anytime someone uses a swear word
Anytime a booby trap is avoided or a puzzle is solved
Anytime someone says “Goonie(s)”
Anytime the score goes overboard (pun intended)
Anytime the group tells Chunk to shut up or calls him a clutz
The Truffle Shuffle


Anytime he says “Mom” and/or “Dad”
Anytime he tries to be suave for Andy
Anytime he uses a workout apparatus or acts ultra-masculine
Anytime Brand contradicts/corrects Mikey


Anytime he takes a puff of his inhaler
Anytime he mispronounces a word
Anytime he talks to himself
Anytime he makes a big speech
Anytime he says “One-Eyed Willy” (“Willy” counts if you’re a masochist)


Anytime he eats food or mentions food
Anytime he says “Sloth”
Anytime he breaks something
Anytime he makes up a story (or we’re told of one he did)


Anytime they scream or whine (this will go a long way)


Anytime he translates Spanish (from/to English)
Anytime he acts tough or lewd
Anytime he fixes/combs his hair
Anytime he attempts to lie/trick someone else


Anytime he uses an invention
Anytime he says “booby trap”
Anytime he speaks in the third person

    The Fratellis:

Anytime Jake sings
Anytime Francis mentions or adjusts his toupee
Anytime Jake and Francis fight each other
Anytime Mama abuses one of her sons (verbally or physically)


Anytime he says “Chunk” or “Sloth”
Anytime he mentions food
Anytime he shows off his super strength


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Instead of alcohol, may we suggest using slurpees and laughing as brainfreezes ring out around the room as you and your friends chill your brain?

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