2012 Rules
My God, how much can one liver handle?

Sometimes I think figuring out these rules is too easy. Oh well, often simple is best.

Anytime John Cusack should die but doesn’t, drink.

Anytime the Russian utters a terrible, groan-inducing line, drink.

Anytime one of the core characters gets swallowed up by the apocalyptic craziness, finish whatever you’ve got.

Oh, and enjoy the end of the world (full review here).


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