Fri 18 Jun 2010
Camera one … Camera two … Oh, who cares – she’s hot no matter what.
To satisfy my own ego, this film review will be done on a word per minute of runtime basis (80 if you’re counting) … beginning … now:
In “Jonah Hex”, Josh Brolin plays a slightly supernatural civil war veteran bent on revenge against John Malkovich, who’s responsible for his family’s death.
What should be a simple, fun action flick about revenge (sporting only 9 minutes of Megan Fox’s supple physique), is instead an exercise in being bored.
Unless you’re experimenting on how quality of time spent relates to length of time elapsed, “Jonah Hex” is best left off your radar and earns a 1.5 out of 5.