Harry Potter RFF
Before anyone gets served, let’s see some proof of age.

While this is a series of films good enough to watch stone cold sober, anyone looking for an entirely adult experience can use these rules for their own benefit. Like the Lord of the Rings rules, there’s a simplified rule set if you’re going for the movie marathon (and kudos to anyone watching all of the films straight through) but also additional rules for each film if you’ve only got time for one chapter.

P.S. After trying a few of these out personally, don’t be disheartened that there aren’t many drinks early in each film … you’ll get to where you need to go before it’s all over.


    Basic Rules:

Anytime Harry touches his scar, or his scar is mentioned

Anytime Hermoine is reading a book

Anytime Ron says “Bloody Hell”

Anytime someone says “Voldemort”

Anytime a spell is cast (audibly, not simple wand flicks)

Anytime something bad happens to Dudley

Anytime a horcrux is destroyed, drink twice

Anytime a character is killed, drink twice


    The Sorcerer’s Stone:

All of the Basic Rules plus the following:

Anytime points are awarded or taken away from Gryffindor

Anytime someone says “Quirrell”


    The Chamber of Secrets:

All of the Basic Rules plus the following:

Anytime someone is found petrified

Anytime someone says “Lockhart”


    The Prisoner of Azkaban:

All of the Basic Rules plus the following:

Anytime Harry uses his cloak of invisibility

Anytime someone says “Lupin”


    The Goblet of Fire:

All of the Basic Rules plus the following:

Anytime Mad-Eye Moody takes a swig from his flask

Anytime someone says “Krum”


    The Order of the Phoenix:

All of the Basic Rules plus the following:

Anytime Voldemort and Harry link minds

Anytime someone says “Cho”


    The Half-Blood Prince:

All of the Basic Rules plus the following:

Anytime anyone gets a kiss

Anytime someone says “Snape”


    The Deathly Hallows:

All of the Basic Rules plus the following:

Anytime a character apperates

Anytime someone says “Dobby”



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