RFF Justin Bieber
Dear Lord, let what meager supplies we have in the fridge be enough to get us through this …

I was asked to create these rules and have accepted the request (mostly because I hate my liver). In any case, should anyone be forced to watch this or simply have far too much free time and spare adult beverages on hand, here’s a guide to help make the time go by.

    If Your Favorite Color is Purple:

Anytime a little girl is crying

Anytime Justin Tweets to his fans

Anytime someone professes their love for him that’s FAR too old to do so

Anytime we’re told/shown how many days are left until the Madison Square Garden show

Anytime we’re shown a YouTube video

    If Your Favorite Color isn’t Purple:

All of the above rules plus:

Anytime Justin reaches out towards the screen

Anytime Justin makes a heart gesture

Anytime Justin pops and/or locks


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Instead of alcohol, may we suggest using slurpees and laughing as brainfreezes ring out around the room as you and your friends chill your brain?

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