I told you to muddle the cilantro in my mojito. MUDDLE!!

You don’t need drinks to enjoy this bloody, foul-mouthed classic … but what kind of respect would you be paying to Tony Montana if you watch it stone cold sober? The rules are very, very simple, just select your level of health care below to see which rule you’ll be adhering to – because the more advanced levels are no joke (i.e. re-read the disclaimer).

    No Health Care:

Anytime someone dies

    Standard HMO/PPO:

Anytime Tony says “man” (or as he pronounces it, “mang”)

    The Head of Surgery owes you BIG:

Anytime someone says “fuck” (It’s your terribly poor decision if you’re accepting other forms of the word; motherfucker, fucking, etc.)


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Instead of alcohol, may we suggest using slurpees and laughing as brainfreezes ring out around the room as you and your friends chill your brain?

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