Gentlemen, I’m gonna need to see some identification before letting you in this bar.

Ahh, “The Monster Squad”. One of the glorious gems of the 80s. Anyone who prides themselves a fan of the decade’s films need to check this off their list before proclaiming any justifiable knowledge on the matter. And whether you’re seeing it for the first or fiftieth time, here are some rules to help make the endeavor that much more enjoyable.

Anytime someone says a monster’s name

Anytime a minor swears

Anytime a minor smokes

Anytime a minor drinks (your choice if it needs to be an alcoholic beverage)

Anytime someone says “fat kid”

Drink twice anytime someone says “Bogus”

When Fat Kid says “Wolfman’s got nards”, drink once per individual nard in the room


“Rules for Fools” is intended for entertainment purposes only. In no way do we suggest that anyone actually attempt to play any of these games. If played, there is a serious risk of various alcohol related hazards, up to and including death.

Instead of alcohol, may we suggest using slurpees and laughing as brainfreezes ring out around the room as you and your friends chill your brain?

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