Gentlemen, I’m gonna need to see some identification before letting you in this bar.

Ahh, “The Monster Squad”. One of the glorious gems of the 80s. Anyone who prides themselves a fan of the decade’s films need to check this off their list before proclaiming any justifiable knowledge on the matter. And whether you’re seeing it for the first or fiftieth time, here are some rules to help make the endeavor that much more enjoyable.


Anytime someone says a monster’s name

Anytime a minor swears

Anytime a minor smokes

Anytime a minor drinks (your choice if it needs to be an alcoholic beverage)

Anytime someone says “fat kid”

Drink twice anytime someone says “Bogus”

When Fat Kid says “Wolfman’s got nards”, drink once per individual nard in the room



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