What can I say about Spider-Man’s mullet? – Cheers!

One of the true gems, in a decade full of gems, “The Wizard” combined the burgeoning video game craze with a surprisingly poignant story of an autistic boy just looking to find closure following the death of his twin sister. With Beau Bridges, Christian Slater, Fred Savage, and Rilo Kiley lead singer Jenny Lewis in the cast, how can this not be a must see? Also, in one quick scene towards the end, a very young Tobey Maguire can be found sporting an amazing mullet (as pictured above).

Anytime someone says “California” (make sure you have a full beverage as the film draws to an end)

Anytime someone says “Jimmy”

Anytime a central cast member is shown playing a new video game

When Lucas expresses his love for the Power Glove, drink twice

When Tobey Maguire shows up in a scene, drink twice

    Optional Rules:

For those with a stronger liver, add these quick rules. They don’t amount to much, but may tip things in your favor/disgrace.

Anytime someone says “Corey”

Anytime someone says “Haley”


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Instead of alcohol, may we suggest using slurpees and laughing as brainfreezes ring out around the room as you and your friends chill your brain?

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