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• 13 Assassins [Fri 3 Jun 2011]
• 1408 [Fri 22 Jun 2007]
• 21 Jump Street [Fri 16 Mar 2012]
• 35 Shots of Rum [Fri 25 Dec 2009]
• 4 Months 3 Weeks and 2 Days [Sat 1 Mar 2008]
• 9 [Wed 9 Sep 2009]
• A Better Life [Fri 8 Jul 2011]
• A Good Year [Sat 2 Dec 2006]
• A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) [Fri 30 Apr 2010]
• A Royal Affair [Fri 16 Nov 2012]
• A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas [Fri 4 Nov 2011]
• A Woman, a Gun and a Noodle Shop [Fri 10 Sep 2010]
• Across the Universe [Fri 8 Feb 2008]
• Act of Valor [Fri 24 Feb 2012]
• Ajami [Fri 12 Mar 2010]
• Amelia [Fri 23 Oct 2009]
• American Dreamz [Wed 3 May 2006]
• American Hardcore [Tue 22 May 2007]
• An Inconvenient Truth [Sat 17 Jun 2006]
• Angel-A [Sun 10 Jun 2007]
• Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters [Fri 13 Apr 2007]
• Arthur [Fri 8 Apr 2011]
• ATL [Mon 28 May 2007]
• Aurora Borealis [Thu 31 May 2007]
• Away We Go [Fri 12 Jun 2009]
• Babel [Fri 10 Nov 2006]
• Baby Mama [Fri 25 Apr 2008]
• Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans [Wed 25 Nov 2009]
• Bad Teacher [Fri 24 Jun 2011]
• Be Kind Rewind [Fri 22 Feb 2008]
• Beats Rhymes & Life: The Travels of a Tribe Called Quest [Fri 22 Jul 2011]
• Beautiful Creatures [Wed 13 Feb 2013]
• Beauty in Trouble [Fri 16 Jan 2009]
• Becoming Jane [Tue 14 Aug 2007]
• Big Fan [Fri 18 Sep 2009]
• Black Sheep (2006) [Tue 11 Dec 2007]
• Blackthorn [Fri 14 Oct 2011]
• Blades of Glory [Fri 30 Mar 2007]
• Blood Diamond [Thu 19 Apr 2007]
• Body of Lies [Fri 10 Oct 2008]
• Borat [Wed 29 Nov 2006]
• Bottle Shock [Fri 15 Aug 2008]
• Brave [Fri 22 Jun 2012]
• Brüno [Fri 10 Jul 2009]
• Breach [Mon 5 Mar 2007]
• Breaking and Entering [Sun 17 Jun 2007]
• Bridge to Terabithia [Mon 7 Jan 2008]
• Bright Star [Tue 29 Sep 2009]
• Broken Flowers [Fri 5 Aug 2005]
• Candy [Sun 29 Apr 2007]
• Captain America: The First Avenger [Fri 22 Jul 2011]
• Casanova [Sat 7 Jan 2006]
• Cashback [Sat 27 Oct 2007]
• Casino Royale [Sat 16 Jun 2007]
• Cave of Forgotten Dreams [Wed 4 May 2011]
• Changeling [Fri 31 Oct 2008]
• Charlie & The Chocolate Factory [Wed 27 Jul 2005]
• Clerks II [Wed 23 Aug 2006]
• Cloverfield [Fri 18 Jan 2008]
• Coco Before Chanel [Thu 3 Dec 2009]
• Conan O’Brien Can’t Stop [Fri 24 Jun 2011]
• Conan the Barbarian [Fri 19 Aug 2011]
• Confessions of a Shopaholic [Fri 13 Feb 2009]
• Confetti [Fri 11 May 2007]
• Contagion [Fri 9 Sep 2011]
• Coraline [Fri 6 Feb 2009]
• Crank [Fri 4 Jan 2008]
• Crazy Heart [Fri 8 Jan 2010]
• Dave Chappelle’s Block Party [Wed 20 Dec 2006]
• Death at a Funeral [Mon 20 Aug 2007]
• Death at a Funeral (2010) [Fri 16 Apr 2010]
• Death Race [Fri 22 Aug 2008]
• Definitely, Maybe [Sat 16 Feb 2008]
• Deja Vu [Sat 9 Jun 2007]
• District B13 [Sun 4 Jun 2006]
• Doubt [Fri 19 Dec 2008]
• Down in the Valley [Mon 22 May 2006]
• Dr. Seuss’ The Lorax [Fri 2 Mar 2012]
• Drive Angry [Fri 25 Feb 2011]
• DVD: Mamma Mia! [Tue 16 Dec 2008]
• Eagle vs. Shark [Fri 6 Jul 2007]
• Earth [Wed 22 Apr 2009]
• Eat Pray Love [Thu 12 Aug 2010]
• Encounters at the End of the World [Mon 14 Jul 2008]
• Evan Almighty [Thu 28 Jun 2007]
• Evening [Sun 8 Jul 2007]
• Extract [Fri 4 Sep 2009]
• Extraordinary Measures [Fri 22 Jan 2010]
• Failure to Launch [Tue 21 Mar 2006]
• Fame [Fri 25 Sep 2009]
• Fantastic Mr. Fox [Thu 10 Dec 2009]
• Fast & Furious [Fri 3 Apr 2009]
• Fearless (Huo Yuan Jia) [Wed 27 Sep 2006]
• Feast of Love [Wed 23 Apr 2008]
• Final Destination 3 [Thu 16 Feb 2006]
• Fired Up! [Fri 20 Feb 2009]
• First Snow [Wed 28 Mar 2007]
• Flags of Our Fathers [Thu 2 Nov 2006]
• Flame & Citron [Mon 21 Sep 2009]
• Flightplan [Sat 19 Nov 2005]
• Flyboys [Sat 28 Apr 2007]
• For Your Consideration [Wed 6 Dec 2006]
• Forgetting Sarah Marshall [Fri 18 Apr 2008]
• Friday the 13th (2009) [Fri 13 Feb 2009]
• Friends with Money [Sat 22 Apr 2006]
• From Paris with Love [Fri 5 Feb 2010]
• Frozen River [Sat 27 Dec 2008]
• G-Force [Fri 24 Jul 2009]
• G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra [Mon 10 Aug 2009]
• Georgia Rule [Sun 20 May 2007]
• Get Smart [Fri 20 Jun 2008]
• Goal! The Dream Begins [Mon 25 Jun 2007]
• Good Night and Good Luck [Mon 12 Dec 2005]
• Graceland [Thu 25 Apr 2013]
• Grandma’s Boy [Wed 9 May 2007]
• Green Street Hooligans [Wed 14 Sep 2005]
• Green Zone [Fri 12 Mar 2010]
• Grizzly Man [Sat 20 Aug 2005]
• Hancock [Wed 2 Jul 2008]
• Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters [Thu 24 Jan 2013]
• Happy Endings [Fri 12 Aug 2005]
• Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay [Fri 25 Apr 2008]
• He’s Just Not That Into You [Fri 6 Feb 2009]
• Heights [Wed 29 Jun 2005]
• Hellbent [Wed 5 Oct 2005]
• Hereafter [Fri 22 Oct 2010]
• Hesher [Fri 13 May 2011]
• Hollywoodland [Tue 17 Apr 2007]
• Hoodwinked [Tue 17 Jan 2006]
• Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil [Fri 29 Apr 2011]
• How to Eat Fried Worms [Fri 3 Aug 2007]
• How to Live Forever [Fri 3 Jun 2011]
• Hugo [Wed 23 Nov 2011]
• I Am Legend [Sun 20 Jan 2008]
• I Am Love [Fri 2 Jul 2010]
• I Love You, Man [Fri 20 Mar 2009]
• Idiocracy [Mon 4 Sep 2006]
• Igor [Fri 19 Sep 2008]
• In the Land of Women [Thu 26 Apr 2007]
• Incendies [Fri 29 Apr 2011]
• Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull [Thu 22 May 2008]
• Infamous [Sat 14 Oct 2006]
• Inglourious Basterds [Mon 24 Aug 2009]
• Inkheart [Fri 23 Jan 2009]
• Into the Wild [Mon 14 Apr 2008]
• Intruders [Fri 30 Mar 2012]
• Iron Man [Thu 1 May 2008]
• Iron Man 3 [Thu 2 May 2013]
• It’s Kind of a Funny Story [Fri 8 Oct 2010]
• Jackass Number Two [Wed 4 Oct 2006]
• Jarhead [Fri 4 Nov 2005]
• Jennifer’s Body [Fri 18 Sep 2009]
• Jesus Camp [Sat 14 Oct 2006]
• Jindabyne [Mon 21 May 2007]
• Journey to the Center of the Earth [Fri 11 Jul 2008]
• Joyeux Noël [Mon 24 Sep 2007]
• Just Friends [Sun 18 Dec 2005]
• Just Like Heaven [Fri 30 Sep 2005]
• Justin Bieber: Never Say Never [Fri 11 Feb 2011]
• Keeping Mum [Sat 14 Oct 2006]
• King of California [Tue 13 May 2008]
• Kinky Boots [Sun 14 May 2006]
• Knight and Day [Wed 23 Jun 2010]
• Knowing [Fri 20 Mar 2009]
• Kontroll [Wed 29 Jun 2005]
• L’Enfant [Tue 18 Apr 2006]
• Lars and the Real Girl [Wed 4 Jun 2008]
• Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole [Fri 24 Sep 2010]
• Les Misérables [Wed 19 Dec 2012]
• Letters to Juliet [Fri 14 May 2010]
• Lockout [Fri 13 Apr 2012]
• Lonesome Jim [Tue 8 May 2007]
• Look Both Ways [Thu 10 May 2007]
• Lucky You [Fri 18 May 2007]
• Made in Dagenham [Fri 24 Dec 2010]
• Man on a Ledge [Fri 27 Jan 2012]
• March of the Penguins [Tue 2 Aug 2005]
• Margin Call [Fri 21 Oct 2011]
• Martian Child [Sun 6 Apr 2008]
• Match Point [Fri 20 Jan 2006]
• Me, You And Everyone We Know [Fri 22 Jul 2005]
• Megamind [Fri 5 Nov 2010]
• Miral [Fri 1 Apr 2011]
• Mirror Mirror [Fri 30 Mar 2012]
• Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day [Sun 9 Mar 2008]
• Miss Potter [Thu 29 Mar 2007]
• Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol [Wed 21 Dec 2011]
• Mission: Impossible III [Fri 5 May 2006]
• Mongol [Sun 22 Jun 2008]
• Monster House [Sun 6 May 2007]
• Monsters vs. Aliens [Fri 27 Mar 2009]
• Moonrise Kingdom [Fri 8 Jun 2012]
• Mr. & Mrs. Smith [Thu 14 Jul 2005]
• Mr. Brooks [Wed 6 Jun 2007]
• Mr. Popper’s Penguins [Fri 17 Jun 2011]
• Mrs. Henderson Presents [Fri 24 Feb 2006]
• Music and Lyrics [Tue 20 Feb 2007]
• Must Love Dogs [Thu 4 Aug 2005]
• Nancy Drew [Wed 20 Jun 2007]
• New Year’s Eve [Fri 9 Dec 2011]
• Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist [Fri 3 Oct 2008]
• No Country for Old Men [Mon 10 Dec 2007]
• No Reservations [Mon 17 Sep 2007]
• Nobody Walks [Fri 26 Oct 2012]
• Nowhere Boy [Fri 15 Oct 2010]
• Observe and Report [Fri 10 Apr 2009]
• Ocean’s Thirteen [Thu 21 Jun 2007]
• On a Clear Day [Wed 16 May 2007]
• Ong Bak 2 [Fri 30 Oct 2009]
• Opal Dream [Wed 1 Aug 2007]
• Our Idiot Brother [Fri 26 Aug 2011]
• Outside the Law [Thu 18 Nov 2010]
• Over the Hedge [Fri 26 May 2006]
• Oyster Farmer [Sun 27 May 2007]
• Oz the Great and Powerful [Thu 7 Mar 2013]
• Paul [Fri 18 Mar 2011]
• Peaches [Sat 19 May 2007]
• People Like Us [Fri 29 Jun 2012]
• Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief [Fri 12 Feb 2010]
• Phantom [Thu 28 Feb 2013]
• Pineapple Express [Wed 6 Aug 2008]
• Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End [Sat 2 Jun 2007]
• Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest [Tue 1 Aug 2006]
• Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides [Fri 20 May 2011]
• Poetry [Fri 6 May 2011]
• Poseidon [Fri 12 May 2006]
• Pride & Prejudice (2005) [Fri 9 Dec 2005]
• Pride and Glory [Fri 24 Oct 2008]
• Public Enemies [Mon 6 Jul 2009]
• Push [Fri 6 Feb 2009]
• Queen to Play [Fri 29 Apr 2011]
• Rabbit Hole [Sat 25 Dec 2010]
• Race to Witch Mountain [Fri 13 Mar 2009]
• Red Eye [Tue 29 Nov 2005]
• Religulous [Sat 11 Oct 2008]
• Reservation Road [Mon 23 Jun 2008]
• Resident Evil: Extinction [Fri 21 Sep 2007]
• Rise of the Planet of the Apes [Fri 5 Aug 2011]
• Robin Hood [Fri 14 May 2010]
• Role Models [Fri 7 Nov 2008]
• Run Fatboy Run [Fri 28 Mar 2008]
• Safe Haven [Wed 13 Feb 2013]
• Safe House [Fri 10 Feb 2012]
• Salt [Fri 23 Jul 2010]
• Saw VI [Sun 1 Nov 2009]
• Serenity [Fri 30 Sep 2005]
• Seven Psychopaths [Fri 12 Oct 2012]
• Sex Drive [Fri 17 Oct 2008]
• She’s Out of My League [Fri 12 Mar 2010]
• Shine a Light [Fri 4 Apr 2008]
• Shooter [Thu 29 Mar 2007]
• Shrek Forever After [Fri 21 May 2010]
• Sicko [Mon 2 Jul 2007]
• Sketches of Frank Gehry [Mon 29 May 2006]
• Sky High [Sat 30 Jul 2005]
• Slither [Thu 2 Aug 2007]
• Smart People [Fri 11 Apr 2008]
• Smiley Face [Mon 17 Mar 2008]
• Soul Men [Fri 7 Nov 2008]
• Source Code [Fri 1 Apr 2011]
• Speed Racer [Fri 9 May 2008]
• Stardust [Fri 10 Aug 2007]
• State of Play [Fri 17 Apr 2009]
• Step Up [Tue 29 Aug 2006]
• Step Up 3D [Fri 6 Aug 2010]
• Step Up Revolution [Fri 27 Jul 2012]
• Stomp the Yard [Fri 16 Nov 2007]
• Sunshine Cleaning [Fri 20 Mar 2009]
• Superbad [Thu 23 Aug 2007]
• Syriana [Tue 13 Dec 2005]
• Taken [Sun 1 Mar 2009]
• Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny [Sun 26 Nov 2006]
• Terminator Salvation [Thu 21 May 2009]
• The A-Team [Fri 11 Jun 2010]
• The Adjustment Bureau [Fri 4 Mar 2011]
• The American [Wed 1 Sep 2010]
• The Aristocrats [Mon 15 Aug 2005]
• The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford [Sun 10 Feb 2008]
• The Bad News Bears (2005) [Tue 29 Nov 2005]
• The Black Balloon [Wed 15 Apr 2009]
• The Box [Fri 6 Nov 2009]
• The Boy in the Striped Pajamas [Fri 14 Nov 2008]
• The Brave One [Fri 14 Sep 2007]
• The Bucket List [Mon 14 Jan 2008]
• The Call [Thu 14 Mar 2013]
• The Campaign [Fri 10 Aug 2012]
• The Change-Up [Fri 5 Aug 2011]
• The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian [Fri 16 May 2008]
• The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader [Fri 10 Dec 2010]
• The Chumscrubber [Tue 15 Nov 2005]
• The Counterfeiters [Sat 8 Mar 2008]
• The Da Vinci Code [Sun 21 May 2006]
• The Damned United [Sat 28 Nov 2009]
• The Day the Earth Stood Still [Fri 12 Dec 2008]
• The Debt [Wed 31 Aug 2011]
• The Departed [Tue 17 Oct 2006]
• The Devil Wears Prada [Tue 8 Aug 2006]
• The Dog Problem [Mon 3 Sep 2007]
• The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift [Tue 20 Jun 2006]
• The First Saturday in May [Fri 18 Apr 2008]
• The Foot Fist Way [Fri 6 Jun 2008]
• The Forbidden Kingdom [Fri 18 Apr 2008]
• The Game Plan [Mon 30 Jun 2008]
• The Golden Compass [Sat 19 Jul 2008]
• The Good The Bad The Weird [Fri 14 May 2010]
• The Great Buck Howard [Sun 22 Mar 2009]
• The Great Gatsby (2013) [Thu 9 May 2013]
• The Hangover Part II [Thu 26 May 2011]
• The Hangover Part III [Wed 22 May 2013]
• The Heart of the Game [Sun 24 Jun 2007]
• The Hoax [Sun 8 Apr 2007]
• The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey [Thu 13 Dec 2012]
• The Holiday [Mon 4 Jun 2007]
• The Host [Sat 24 Mar 2007]
• The Iceman [Fri 17 May 2013]
• The Ides of March [Fri 7 Oct 2011]
• The Illusionist [Sat 26 Aug 2006]
• The Incredible Hulk [Fri 13 Jun 2008]
• The Informant! [Fri 18 Sep 2009]
• The Invention of Lying [Fri 2 Oct 2009]
• The Island [Fri 22 Jul 2005]
• The Joneses [Thu 15 Apr 2010]
• The Kids Are All Right [Fri 16 Jul 2010]
• The Kingdom [Fri 28 Sep 2007]
• The Last House on the Left [Fri 13 Mar 2009]
• The Last Mimzy [Thu 29 Mar 2007]
• The Last Station [Fri 5 Feb 2010]
• The Lives of Others [Sun 28 Jan 2007]
• The Lovely Bones [Fri 15 Jan 2010]
• The Missing Person [Fri 22 Jan 2010]
• The Mist [Sun 2 Dec 2007]
• The Naked Ape [Sun 13 Jan 2008]
• The Namesake [Sun 8 Apr 2007]
• The Other Boleyn Girl [Fri 29 Feb 2008]
• The Painted Veil [Sun 14 Jan 2007]
• The Proposal [Fri 19 Jun 2009]
• The Pursuit of Happyness [Fri 5 Jan 2007]
• The Rape of Europa [Sat 21 Jun 2008]
• The Rocker [Wed 20 Aug 2008]
• The Runaways [Fri 9 Apr 2010]
• The Secret of Kells [Fri 2 Apr 2010]
• The Simpsons Movie [Fri 27 Jul 2007]
• The Social Network [Fri 1 Oct 2010]
• The Soloist [Fri 24 Apr 2009]
• The Spiderwick Chronicles [Thu 14 Feb 2008]
• The Taking of Pelham 123 [Fri 12 Jun 2009]
• The Tooth Fairy [Fri 22 Jan 2010]
• The Twilight Saga: Eclipse [Wed 30 Jun 2010]
• The Twilight Saga: New Moon [Fri 20 Nov 2009]
• The Unborn [Thu 12 Feb 2009]
• The Unforeseen [Fri 18 Apr 2008]
• The Valet [Mon 16 Apr 2007]
• The Vow [Fri 10 Feb 2012]
• The Warlords [Fri 16 Apr 2010]
• The Warrior’s Way [Fri 3 Dec 2010]
• The Wind That Shakes The Barley [Sat 21 Apr 2007]
• The World’s Fastest Indian [Wed 8 Feb 2006]
• The Year My Parents Went On Vacation [Fri 11 Apr 2008]
• This is 40 [Thu 20 Dec 2012]
• Total Recall [Fri 3 Aug 2012]
• Trance [Fri 12 Apr 2013]
• Transformers [Tue 3 Jul 2007]
• Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen [Mon 6 Jul 2009]
• Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story [Sat 25 Feb 2006]
• TRON: Legacy [Fri 17 Dec 2010]
• Tropic Thunder [Wed 13 Aug 2008]
• True Grit [Wed 22 Dec 2010]
• Twilight [Fri 21 Nov 2008]
• Unaccompanied Minors [Sat 5 Jan 2008]
• Underworld: Evolution [Fri 20 Jan 2006]
• Unknown [Tue 14 Nov 2006]
• Unstoppable [Thu 11 Nov 2010]
• V for Vendetta [Sun 2 Apr 2006]
• Valentino: The Last Emperor [Tue 8 Dec 2009]
• Valkyrie [Wed 24 Dec 2008]
• Waitress [Sun 13 May 2007]
• Wanted [Fri 27 Jun 2008]
• War of the Worlds (2005) [Mon 11 Jul 2005]
• War, Inc. [Tue 1 Jul 2008]
• Water for Elephants [Fri 22 Apr 2011]
• Wedding Crashers [Fri 29 Jul 2005]
• Wendy and Lucy [Fri 23 Jan 2009]
• Where the Wild Things Are [Fri 16 Oct 2009]
• Whip It [Fri 2 Oct 2009]
• William Kunstler: Disturbing the Universe [Fri 15 Jan 2010]
• Winter Passing [Tue 18 Sep 2007]
• Wreck-It Ralph [Fri 2 Nov 2012]
• Young@Heart [Sat 19 Apr 2008]
• Zoom [Tue 22 Aug 2006]

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