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		<title>What to Expect When You&#8217;re Expecting</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Tweet And the winner for creepiest photo of 2012 is &#8230; Theatrical Release Date: 05/18/2012 Director: Kirk Jones Cast: Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Lopez, Elizabeth Banks, Chace Crawford, Brooklyn Decker, Ben Falcone, Anna Kendrick, Matthew Morrison, Dennis Quaid, Chris Rock, Rodrigo Santoro Rated: PG-13 for crude and sexual content, thematic elements and language. Runtime: 1 hour, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Battleship</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Tweet Umm &#8230; Are you in the Navy too? Theatrical Release Date: 05/18/2012 Director: Peter Berg Cast: Taylor Kitsch, Alexander Skarsgård, Rihanna, Brooklyn Decker, Tadanobu Asano, Hamish Linklater, Liam Neeson, John Tui Rated: PG-13 for intense sequences of violence, action and destruction, and for language. Runtime: 2 hours, 11 minutes Trailer: Stop playing Call of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Tweet Freida Pinto is gonna be pissed. Theatrical Release Date: 05/04/2012 Director: John Madden Cast: Judi Dench, Tom Wilkinson, Bill Nighy, Dev Patel, Penelope Wilton, Maggie Smith, Ronald Pickup, Celia Imrie, Tena Desae Rated: PG-13 for sexual content and language. Runtime: 2 hours, 4 minutes Trailer: Tell Daniel Craig to act like James Bond, not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dark Shadows</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Tweet So the title of the movie refers to your eye make-up? Theatrical Release Date: 05/11/2012 Director: Tim Burton Cast: Johnny Depp, Eva Green, Michelle Pfeiffer, Helena Bonham Carter, Bella Heathcote, Chloë Grace Moretz, Jackie Earle Haley, Jonny Lee Miller Rated: PG-13 for comic horror violence, sexual content, some drug use, language and smoking. Runtime: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sound of My Voice</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Tweet The morning after isn&#8217;t always THIS awkward. Theatrical Release Date: 04/27/2012 Director: Zat Batmanglij Cast: Christopher Denham, Nicole Vicius, Brit Marling, Davenia McFadden, Kandice Stroh, Richard Wharton, Christy Meyers, Alvin Lam, Constance Wu Rated: R for language including some sexual references, and brief drug use. Runtime: 1 hour, 25 minutes Trailer: We&#8217;re going to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Avengers</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Tweet I would love to be the next victim of this Black Widow. Theatrical Release Date: 05/04/2012 Director: Joss Whedon Cast: Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett Johansson, Jeremy Renner, Tom Hiddleston, Clark Gregg, Cobie Smulders, Stellan Skarsgård, Samuel L. Jackson, Gwyneth Paltrow Rated: PG-13 for intense sequences of sci-fi violence [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Pirates! Band of Misfits</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Tweet I&#8217;ve never had enough to drink to do THAT. Theatrical Release Date: 04/27/2012 Director: Peter Lord Co-Director: Jeff Newitt Featuring the Voices of: Hugh Grant, Martin Freeman, Imelda Staunton, David Tennant, Anton Yelchin, Brendan Gleeson, Al Roker, Jeremy Piven, Salma Hayek, Lenny Henry, Brian Blessed, Ashley Jensen Rated: PG for mild action, rude humor [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chimpanzee</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Tweet Pet Rocks are just catching on with chimps. Theatrical Release Date: 04/20/2012 Directors: Alastair Fothergill &#038; Mark Linfield Narrator: Tim Allen Rated: G. Runtime: 1 hour, 18 minutes Trailer: I&#8217;m adorable, dammit. It&#8217;s that time of year again. As sure as you can count on the Tax Man wanting his take, you can count [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Cabin in the Woods</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Tweet Thor: The College Years. Theatrical Release Date: 04/13/2012 Director: Drew Goddard Cast: Kristen Connolly, Fran Kranz, Chris Hemsworth, Anna Hutchison, Jesse Williams, Richard Jenkins, Bradley Whitford, Amy Acker, Brian White, Rated: R for strong bloody horror violence and gore, language, drug use and some sexuality/nudity. Runtime: 1 hour, 35 minutes Trailer: The place looks [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bully</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Tweet Caution: Bus Driver May Not Care If Your Child Is Bullied. Theatrical Release Date: 04/13/2012 Director: Lee Hirsch Rated: PG-13 for some language. Runtime: 1 hour, 39 minutes Trailer: Chocolate milk for everyone! Opening to a cover of Wheatus&#8217; &#8220;Teenage Dirtbag&#8221; by Scala and Kolacny Brothers (the Belgian girls choir who covered Radiohead&#8217;s &#8220;Creep&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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