A Look Into Audrey Hess’ Mind

Audrey Hess

Born: 1826 in Hell, 1978 in Los Angeles

Resides: Baltimore, MD

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Favorite Film Of:

2010 ● Inception
2009 ● The Brothers Bloom
2008 ● The Fall
2007 ● Sweeney Todd
2006 ● Brick / The Fountain (too hard to choose)
2005 ● The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
2004 ● The Chronicles of Riddick
2003 ● Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
2002 ● Secretary
2001 ● Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
2000 ● Ninth Gate

Cinematic Guilty Pleasure

The Pirate Movie

If only we had clothes on this island!

The Pirate Movie” is an 80′s pop remake of “The Pirates of Penzance” and not only includes fabulous actors like Christopher Atkins from “The Blue Lagoon” and Kristy McNichol from the TV show “Family” and all those fabulous ABC after school specials, but also has every cast member singing and dancing. This movie defines camp with total 80′s flare; I mean down to the gold lame hot pants outfits. It’s totally silly and will drive all your friends out of the room making them hate you for ever burning their eyes with these images; but it makes me giggle with delight every time I watch it.

Favorite Film Quote:


Take me with you to the “Congo” … please!

“Yes, I did it. I killed Yvette. I hated her sooo much, it, it the, it, flame, flames, FLAMES on the side of my face, breathing, breathle … heaving breaths, heaving …”
– Mrs. White from “Clue”

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